The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they read more

It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they chose long ago.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

I married beneath me. All women do.

I married beneath me. All women do.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.