Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his read more

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women s, it fills all the room it finds.

Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women s, it fills all the room it finds.