Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph read more

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph of Truth

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Men play the game; women know the score

Men play the game; women know the score

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so read more

A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so he escapes the suffering.