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Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love
There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
