Men play the game; women know the score

Men play the game; women know the score

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much read more

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them; but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those read more

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

. . . what is human and the same about the males and females classified as Homo sapiens is much read more

. . . what is human and the same about the males and females classified as Homo sapiens is much greater than the differences.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.