Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.