All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself.

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

Men are what their mothers made them

Men are what their mothers made them

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.