It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at read more

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know.

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.

A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.