I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even read more

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

. . . while men represent powerful activity as assertion and aggression, women in contrast portray acts of nurturance as read more

. . . while men represent powerful activity as assertion and aggression, women in contrast portray acts of nurturance as acts of strength.

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way read more

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it read more

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to suffer what other men have invented . . .