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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love
There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love
Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.
Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.
Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.
Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.
A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much read more
A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them; but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those read more
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
