Men are what their mothers made them

Men are what their mothers made them

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself.

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry