Maxioms by Steven Wright
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. read more
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their familiescame and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said,
So. What did you think?.
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you read more
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick.
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
