Maxioms by Steven Wright
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
