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I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

by Steven Wright Found in: Waiting Quotes,
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

by Steven Wright Found in: Words Quotes,
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

by Steven Wright Found in: Naps Quotes,
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I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

by Steven Wright Found in: Xerox Quotes,
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

by Steven Wright Found in: Walking Quotes,
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