Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher.

Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher.

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

You do your best work when you’re having fun.

You do your best work when you’re having fun.

...your mom calls you up every other day to beg you to get a real job so she can hold read more

...your mom calls you up every other day to beg you to get a real job so she can hold her head up at your cousin's upcoming wedding reception -- you're good with technology, have you ever considered becoming a Xerox machine repairperson?