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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
. . . what is human and the same about the males and females classified as Homo sapiens is much read more
. . . what is human and the same about the males and females classified as Homo sapiens is much greater than the differences.
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.
Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
