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Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a read more
The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how well she is able to think about what she feels.
Men are what their mothers made them
Men are what their mothers made them
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
