God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a read more

The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how well she is able to think about what she feels.

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it read more

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to suffer what other men have invented . . .