Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even read more

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much read more

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them; but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a read more

The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how well she is able to think about what she feels.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love