No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much read more

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them; but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it read more

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to suffer what other men have invented . . .

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.