If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

A man is a God in ruins.

A man is a God in ruins.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Men play the game; women know the score

Men play the game; women know the score

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.