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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
