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life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
