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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go