A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

This world crisis came about without women having anything to do with it. If the women of the world had read more

This world crisis came about without women having anything to do with it. If the women of the world had not been excluded from world affairs, things today might have been different.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is read more

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.

If a woman possesses manly virtues one should run away from her; and if she does not possess them she read more

If a woman possesses manly virtues one should run away from her; and if she does not possess them she runs away from herself.

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military read more

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.