I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue.

The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue.

If a woman possesses manly virtues one should run away from her; and if she does not possess them she read more

If a woman possesses manly virtues one should run away from her; and if she does not possess them she runs away from herself.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior read more

While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior because there are far too many equations to solve. I'm no better than anyone else at understanding what makes people tick, particularly women.

It is often necessary to know how to obey a woman in order sometimes to have the right to command read more

It is often necessary to know how to obey a woman in order sometimes to have the right to command her.

Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to read more

Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to others.