Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Even if the whole earth and sea were turned to gold, they could hardly satisfy the avarice of a woman... read more

Even if the whole earth and sea were turned to gold, they could hardly satisfy the avarice of a woman... You can more easily scratch a diamond with your fingernail than you can by any human ingenuity get a woman to consent to giving any of her savings.

If a woman possesses manly virtues one should run away from her; and if she does not possess them she read more

If a woman possesses manly virtues one should run away from her; and if she does not possess them she runs away from herself.

This world crisis came about without women having anything to do with it. If the women of the world had read more

This world crisis came about without women having anything to do with it. If the women of the world had not been excluded from world affairs, things today might have been different.

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

The most respected women are the most oppressed.

The most respected women are the most oppressed.

A woman doesn't need a perfect man. she just needs a special guy who can accept her the way she read more

A woman doesn't need a perfect man. she just needs a special guy who can accept her the way she is and make her feel special.