The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"

Even if the whole earth and sea were turned to gold, they could hardly satisfy the avarice of a woman... read more

Even if the whole earth and sea were turned to gold, they could hardly satisfy the avarice of a woman... You can more easily scratch a diamond with your fingernail than you can by any human ingenuity get a woman to consent to giving any of her savings.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

The most respected women are the most oppressed.

The most respected women are the most oppressed.

While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior read more

While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior because there are far too many equations to solve. I'm no better than anyone else at understanding what makes people tick, particularly women.

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military read more

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.