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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
