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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
