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    Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

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Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

by Dr. William H. Masters Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

by Mae West Found in: Sex Quotes,
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

by Joanne Woodward Found in: Sex Quotes,
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

by Garry Shandling Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

by John Callahan Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

by Rita Rudner Found in: Sex Quotes,
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