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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
