Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.