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Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
