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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.