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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are