Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.