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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
