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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
