Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.