Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex