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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
