Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'