Maxioms by Woody Allen
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: read more
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
