Maxioms by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
