Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat

Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.