Woody Allen

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: read more

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem read more

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.