Maxioms by Woody Allen
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
