Maxioms by Woody Allen
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
it through not dying.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
it through not dying.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
