Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.