Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.