Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.

Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how read more

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.

He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.