Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving.

Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving.

It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they read more

It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they chose long ago.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.