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    What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.

by Robert Bloch Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Roots is not just a saga of my family. It is the symbolic saga of a people.

Roots is not just a saga of my family. It is the symbolic saga of a people.

by Alex Haley Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

by F. M. Knowles Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. read more

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. -Farrah Fawcett.

by Farrah Fawcett Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

by John Heywood Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

by Mae West Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

by Baudelaire Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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