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    What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

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The family is the nucleus of civilization.

The family is the nucleus of civilization.

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I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be read more

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

by Dick Martin Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

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They talk about a woman's sphere, as though it had a limit. There's not a place in earth or heaven. read more

They talk about a woman's sphere, as though it had a limit. There's not a place in earth or heaven. There's not a task to mankind given... without a woman in it.

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The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. read more

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.

by Don Barthelme Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

by James Graham Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

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Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

by Sacha Guitry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

by Elliot Paul Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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