The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy read more

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.