Maxioms by Robert Bloch
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.