Old age is fifteen years older than I am.

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces read more

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.

The years teach much which the days never knew.

The years teach much which the days never knew.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

It is always in season for old men to learn.

It is always in season for old men to learn.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Old age is like flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

Old age is like flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you read more

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my read more

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.