Maxioms by W. C. Fields
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
