Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
