There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think