I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger