I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.