You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food