I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants