A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger