Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and read more

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. thanks to Alan Bennett -Mark Twain.

Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.

Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the read more

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it read more

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.