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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Time Quotes,
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete read more

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Idiots Quotes,
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely read more

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Wishes Quotes,
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Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on read more

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed read more

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Life Quotes,
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