Maxioms by Douglas Adams
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't read more
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it it changes into something read more
Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it it changes into something even more incomprehensible. And then there are those who say that this has already happened.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
