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    In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

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Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

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I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck.

I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck.

by Aleister Crowley Found in: Universe Quotes,
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The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the read more

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.

by Peter De Vries Found in: Universe Quotes,
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it read more

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

by Woody Allen Found in: Universe Quotes,
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Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask, read more

Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask, "What's in it for me?"

by Peter De Vries Found in: Universe Quotes,
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To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.

To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.

by Stephen Hawking Found in: Universe Quotes,
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What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

by Woody Allen Found in: Universe Quotes,
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All inquires carry with them some element of risk. There is no guarantee that the universe will conform to our read more

All inquires carry with them some element of risk. There is no guarantee that the universe will conform to our predispositions.

by Carl Sagan Found in: Universe Quotes,
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The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going read more

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

by Woody Allen Found in: Universe Quotes,
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