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My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only read more

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only 64. He lived to be 100]

by Gracie Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a
half.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a
half.

by Gracie Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

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