Maxioms by Gracie Allen
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only read more
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only 64. He lived to be 100]
Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more
Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'
I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the read more
I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a
half.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a
half.
