Maxioms by Gracie Allen
I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the read more
I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.
Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work read more
Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.
Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more
Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
