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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

by Fred A. Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The Republicans want local control and management of our schools, the president and the Democrats want Washington mandates. That's really read more

The Republicans want local control and management of our schools, the president and the Democrats want Washington mandates. That's really what it's all about,

by Dick Armey Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Does he honestly believe that his constituents would prefer to see him lounging about in the Big Brother House rather read more

Does he honestly believe that his constituents would prefer to see him lounging about in the Big Brother House rather than debating issues as serious as equality?

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You do the best you can to make the transition as easy as possible. It doesn't guarantee that a kid read more

You do the best you can to make the transition as easy as possible. It doesn't guarantee that a kid is going to make it, but it gives you a better shot if you help him along.

by Al Avila Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really read more

I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men in general are a good thing.

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Situations in low-rated schools like Jasper are very frustrating,

Situations in low-rated schools like Jasper are very frustrating,

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I brought them here to make a good life.

I brought them here to make a good life.

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The builders have no right to construct any building without the approval of the layout plans by the authorities.

The builders have no right to construct any building without the approval of the layout plans by the authorities.

by Ahmed Ali Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Simon sustained a low-grade groin injury. He'll have a diagnostic scan to find out the extent of his injury. Simon read more

Simon sustained a low-grade groin injury. He'll have a diagnostic scan to find out the extent of his injury. Simon will undergo treatment and we'll review his situation ahead of Sunday's game in Sydney.

by Errol Alcott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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