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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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If we put all this on the menu, it would look like all the other places where you have to read more

If we put all this on the menu, it would look like all the other places where you have to squint to read it.

by Dean Atkins Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They're all spiced or flavored.

They're all spiced or flavored.

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And my brother-in-law took this great video I just had to share with the world.

And my brother-in-law took this great video I just had to share with the world.

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Far from hardening our position, ... I think it's fair to say we have been flexible and forthcoming in our read more

Far from hardening our position, ... I think it's fair to say we have been flexible and forthcoming in our negotiating stance.

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We haven't turned down this proposal. The Iranian government is looking attentively at the proposal, but it needs time. So read more

We haven't turned down this proposal. The Iranian government is looking attentively at the proposal, but it needs time. So I think Russia should have a certain time to perfect this proposal.

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Right now, we have this positive confluence of earnings and economic news that has been propelling the market.

Right now, we have this positive confluence of earnings and economic news that has been propelling the market.

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The suggestions that umpires award free kicks without regard to the merits [of a free kick], that umpiring is not read more

The suggestions that umpires award free kicks without regard to the merits [of a free kick], that umpiring is not a worthwhile pursuit for kids and that umpires should put their egos in a locker are offensive and damaging.

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You can never be too slow when you try to deal with public safety, because as we've seen in other read more

You can never be too slow when you try to deal with public safety, because as we've seen in other historic periods where we've cut dramatically the size of the police force, there's been a concomitant increase ... in crime, ... You can't compromise public safety.

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It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes read more

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.

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