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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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I wanted to tell a 'Rocky'-type story about a girl from the inner city who had the ability, talent and read more

I wanted to tell a 'Rocky'-type story about a girl from the inner city who had the ability, talent and intelligence to do this but didn't have the support or the resources or the belief this was something that was for her.

by Doug Atchison Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Ashley is a role for me.

Ashley is a role for me.

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They're seeing that as a way to reduce their costs in some places. Some might think employers are taking a read more

They're seeing that as a way to reduce their costs in some places. Some might think employers are taking a Scrooge mentality, but they're putting it into a different form.

by Ken Abosch Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We hope tomorrow we can finish this matter. The final day will be when we say this is the constitution read more

We hope tomorrow we can finish this matter. The final day will be when we say this is the constitution draft which everybody agreed on.

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People need to have the ability to take care of themselves.

People need to have the ability to take care of themselves.

by Ken Austin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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As to the mental essence, we find it in infants devoid of every mental form.

As to the mental essence, we find it in infants devoid of every mental form.

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The new coaching staff seemed like they're ready to renovate. They said I was too good for (junior college). I read more

The new coaching staff seemed like they're ready to renovate. They said I was too good for (junior college). I saw the spring game, and they looked like they were motivated.

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We have all types, and we have all ages.

We have all types, and we have all ages.

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I guess to just keep playing music; to just keep outdoing the last record.

I guess to just keep playing music; to just keep outdoing the last record.

by Brody Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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