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I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were read more

I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton.

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If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest read more

If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim.

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Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they read more

Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim.

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Seek that which within lies waiting to begin the fight of your life that is everyday.

Seek that which within lies waiting to begin the fight of your life that is everyday.

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We are encouraging locals to create mini- floats using red wagons or big wheel tricycles.

We are encouraging locals to create mini- floats using red wagons or big wheel tricycles.

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